Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Oy vey!

My mother just informed me she's auditioning for the "Vagina Monologues" tonight. What could I say to that? All I had was, "Break a hymen, Mom."

1 comment:

Tam said...

HAHAHAHA Ha How does one audition? I've seen the play on HBO. Do you have to come up with your own monologue?

MOM: "I've had six kids and I still want it every night. In fact, I'm going home right now and getting laid. I can't wait around here for you people to make a decision."